Just realized...

...that "I googled 'best man's speech' " as an opener to wedding speeches is this generation's "the dictionary defines wedding as...". I've seen it twice now

The Internet is the ultimate confirmation bias

I love how no matter what your opinion is, you can find someone online who shares it.  For example, http://tinyurl.com/cg22vw

At the new yankee stadium, where they sell sushi and tofu noodles. While it may be soul-less, I can't complain, they have incredibly comfy seats.